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Life on the Funny Farm

Monday Musings

****CAUTION: THIS POST IS FOR WOMEN ONLY****

(My gift to you 😉)

It’s THAT time of year again. Scantily clad, sun-kissed, broad-shouldered men tenderly handling innocent and trusting creatures AKA ***shearing time*** 😉😁🤪

I unashamedly admit to lustful thoughts every time the guys turn up. Who wouldn’t? I think even the blesséd Mother Theresa (God rest her soul) would have had a sneaky glance from under that tea towel. I can’t decide whether it is the toned golden physique, the gentle caressing hands, or that wicked little twinkle in the eye that sends my knees weak and my heart aflutter. I’ve given up trying to carve my virtuous pathway to heaven, and have no intentions of confessionals. I think the priest would go blind if I admitted all my wicked thoughts!

So as a way of penance, I thought it only right and proper to share this experience with the rest of the nation’s girls. Here follows a storyboard of pictures. I will leave each one for you to right your captions either in your head or under the photos. Indeed create your own fantasy story if you wish. I know I do…. 😉…. I think the expression on the sheep’s faces tell its own tale, but I’m not expecting many of you to notice that there are indeed sheep in the pictures…Sheep Shearers at Morndyke Shepherds' HutsSheep Shearer at Morndyke Shepherds' HutsClose up of Sheep Shearer at Morndyke Sherpherds' HutsMorndyke Shepherds' Huts near Thirsk Sheep ShearerSheep Shearer Morndyke Shepherds' Huts Thirsk